By Joel A. Hess –
Who broke that vase? I still remember my mother yelling at the top of her lungs. She was angry. It was her grandmother’s vase. All four of us were summoned into the courtroom of the living room. Our first response, of course, was, “I don’t know.” Next, we pointed fingers. Like Adam blamed Eve, we blamed each other without any evidence. We just didn’t want the blame to land on us. Finally, I fessed up. “I did it! but…” But, but, but. Parents hate these buts. They spank these butts. I unfurled a litany of reasons, excuses, justifications for my trespass. I even blamed my mother for putting it there in the first place. Actually, I was quite proud of my legal work, but my mom was not impressed. For all my arguing, I could not justify my action. I finally gave up. Quite honestly, I was relieved to be done with it. I took the punishment of a smack on the bottom and went on with my day.