Calling all religions and religious

Workout maniacs

And overachievers

Self help book readers

And boys with demanding fathers

Or mothers

Come you penny pinchers

Stock collectors

Perfect planners

Tired of seeing ghosts

In your machine

And you star watchers


Step on a crack

Break your mother back


Sin managers

Grammar gymnasts

Watch your step

Watch your mouth

Tight rope 


Come to Christmas

It’s not in Skyscrapers

Camp David’s

Or Mecca, Jerusalem, New York, Las Vegas

Over down here

In a corner

Of a corner

Step over 

The manure

Don’t step

On the baby

Down here

At the bottom

With all those who didn’t even try

Who didn’t think it was worth it

Who gave up far before you did

Come and worship