Robert Burns was the poet laureate of Scotland in the 18th century, and he penned this folksy tune […]
Category Archive: Dennis Matyas
The other day, my hands mysteriously swelled up. Not huge, but enough for me to notice. It was […]
This past summer I bought myself a “new” trombone. A silver Olds with an F-slide, to be precise. […]
It’s that time again: every other commercial flashes before your eyes with images of glad-handing sycophants shaking hands […]
I own a beagle named Lasso. We named him that because when he found me in my backyard, […]
If you were to ask me what my favorite season is, I would say, “Depends on the month.” […]
There are two big pop-culture news stories of late that I’ve reserved comment about in favor of waiting […]
I still have a few articles of clothing from back in seminary days when I used to shop […]
I realize the irony (hypocrisy?) of writing things like this and this—basically mocking anyone who cares about pop […]
You’ve been there: you’re at work or school or somewhere and that one guy who fancies himself a […]